February 2012
527 posts
Watchhihowsyourlife:
numbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
The differences between me and other folks
wordtoyourmotherbacon:
Other folks: “LOL 10 MO’ DAYS B4 SPRING BREAK.” Me: “OHSHI- SEVEN DAYS UNTIL THE REAPERS ATTACK. Other Folks:”Oh cool you like Mass Effect too?” Me:”
Other folks: “Aw sweet! This voice actor answered my question.” Me:
Other Folks: “Wow. The beginning of that Mass Effect 3 demo was intense.”
me:
Other folks: “Damn. I got other priorities, I can’t get the N7...
I'm not sorry. →
You're a murderer! The 11th to last gif in your...
naitofiamma:
mister—simple:
chibiplz:
tuesdayromantic:
trionfi:
jinseimajo:
beeevaa:
Killed:
Detective:
I’M SO SORRY, but at least justice will win and I will be caught
Killed:
Detective:
Killed:
Detective:
I think I’m safe
Victim:
Detective:
Never catches me, too busy looking for his Oscar.
Victim:
Detective:
I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY I WIN THIS...
jennittles:
this is seriously my favorite...
What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people, and some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.
